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Welcome to The Internet!
Honestly I don’t know why haven’t checked out the Internet before but you probably had things to do.
Our first stop is YouTube!
Well really the comment section of YouTube.
OK the YouTube comment section has a bad rap.
Now even though people may tell you not to go to the comment section you should.
But before you go I want to tell you about the types of people and comments you will see a lot of.
By the way all the comments are from one video from Ted-Ed called ‘Why do cats act so weird? - Tony Buffington’ and I did change any of the spelling of any comment. I only replaced some names with person A,B,C,D,E,F and so on
Pointless Comment- This happens when someone wants say something but can’t think of anything. They don’t really add anything but they kind of just exist.
Example: ‘I don't have a cat’ or ‘i love cats’
Funny, but still pointless- OK this happens when someone wants to say something but this time they make it funny! These kinds of comments are OK but they don’t have a real point but like then because they are funny.
Example: ‘Calmly looks at cat Plz don't eat me. ( o-o) 🐱’ or ‘I'm a cat and I find this offensive’
Can’t understand the comment- Sometimes there is a comment that you can’t understand because of the spelling or grammar.
Example: ‘i think watching this video while high as lil wayne is the best thing I ever did in my life’
Screaming comment- Sometimes a person makes everything uppercase and it makes you think that the person is yelling or their caps lock is stuck.
Example: ‘BUT WHY DONT THEY LIKE CUCOMBERS?!’
Stupid Question- Sometimes a person has a question where the answer is easy to find but they can’t be bother to find it.
Example: Person A: ‘AH who drew this?’ (This something that was likely in the credits)
Person B: ‘You.’ (Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer)
Person C: ‘read the credits...’ (This is a real answer and it also tells person A that they are stupid.)
Person D: ‘Chintis Lundgren’ (And now the real answer.)
Thinking they are help but are not- Sometimes but very rarely someone tries to help but their comment does not help at all.
Example: ‘I think this youtube video is rather interesting.’
Oh dear someone bought up their beliefs- When someone says anything about god then shit hits the fan. I respect a lot of beliefs but sadly most of the Internet does not.
Example: ‘This video is not about cats. This video is about brainwashing our children into believing in Evolution. Billions of years ago, millions of years ago...’
OK I cannot tell if this person is troll but some of the comments that came out of this are note worthy so I want to share some of my favorites with you.
Person A: ‘Oh hush. Maybe it's brainwashing you into believing in cats, ever thought of that?’
Person B: ‘+Person A I turned it off. I did not watch it. You are one of those Evolutionists who think that they are related with cats and bananas.’
Ok you got to love the Internet don’t you?
Person C: ‘...... Dumbass’
Person B: ‘+Person C Are you saved, son?
Is Jesus your Lord, God, and Savior?
Believe in Jesus and be saved.’
Person B: ‘+Person D
Jesus loves you.’
Person C: ‘+Person B And a hedgehog cover himself in shit thinking he's cleaning himself. Do you think of yourself as righteous? then tell me this: i'm a being minding my own business which hurt no one why do i have to listen to you?Did you ever took a look at yourself striping everything you hind behind scaled yourself to what's around you?’
Person B: ‘+Person C Don't add heresy to your sins, hedgehog.’
Swearing Comment- OK there are a few people who are very anger and they take it out online.
Example: ‘absolutely no fu%$in proof to all this sh$#.’
Oh by the way that is how the comment was written.
Passive Aggressive Comment- A comment that is passive aggressive. That is about it.
Example: ‘Another great job by TED, giving us information that has been on Wikipedia for the last 10 years. So brilliant!’
OK this was part one of ‘A Guide To The Internet- The YouTube Comment Section’ and I will give you more if you want me to.
The YouTube comment section is... odd.
So yeah I wrote about some of the YouTube comments you see the most.
I write things.
That is about it.
Also I think that too many writers use the hero's journey format.
Also if you have an idea of what I should write about please tell me.
I write about anything I want to but I am working on a universe called CATS.